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Ariana Of Damia · Jun 30, 2006, 01:27 PM // 13:27

Why do they put Braille on drive thru bank machines?????

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Goats17 · Jun 30, 2006, 03:20 PM // 15:20

Why is abrevviation such a long word? (Ph33r my spelling)

Who put an S in the word lisp?

Two can play this game Ariana!

frickett · Jun 30, 2006, 03:28 PM // 15:28

Why does your nose run,
and your feet smell?
Seems backwards.

Amonster666 · Jun 30, 2006, 03:39 PM // 15:39

Quote:

Originally Posted by frickett

Why does your nose run,
and your feet smell?
Seems backwards.

it may be backwards but they also do the same forwards, if ya know wat i mean, so that should cancle the question out

Ariana Of Damia · Jun 30, 2006, 04:19 PM // 16:19

Why do we park in a driveway and drive on a parkway ?

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Unlucky Slayer · Jun 30, 2006, 04:25 PM // 16:25

Why is a shipment on land and cargo on the sea?

I pwnd U · Jun 30, 2006, 10:40 PM // 22:40

Why are they called apartments but they are so close together?

skills4kills · Jul 01, 2006, 04:29 AM // 04:29

ok, i got this, ok...ok......ok..waite.....ok....no....ok...ok i got it just waite.....

Why do fast food restunts at the drive thru ask "will that be here or to go?" when your in the drive thru.....

benmanhaha · Jul 01, 2006, 05:24 AM // 05:24

Quote:

Originally Posted by skills4kills

ok, i got this, ok...ok......ok..waite.....ok....no....ok...ok i got it just waite.....

Why do fast food restunts at the drive thru ask "will that be here or to go?" when your in the drive thru.....

They don't.

MrGuildBoi · Jul 01, 2006, 05:37 AM // 05:37

where do we go if the dictionary is wrong!! omfgWHER DU I GOO?

Witchblade · Jul 01, 2006, 11:24 AM // 11:24

why do we have to click on "start" to close Windows ?

why is there no mouse-flavoured cat food ?

why do people push harder on the buttons of their remotes when batteries are low ?

how do the "dont step on the lawn" signs get in the middle of it ?

when man discovered that cows were giving milk, what was he trying to do exactly ?

i wanna buy a brand new boomerang.. how can i get rid of the old one ?

why are there locks on stores opened 24/7 ?

why did Noah also took those 2 damn mosquitos on his arch?

(sry for probably bad english^^)

Amonster666 · Jul 01, 2006, 03:55 PM // 15:55

ok ok uber list here ^^

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around
several times, does he become disoriented?

If people from Poland are called Poles, why
aren't people from Holland called Holes?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?

Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

I thought about how mothers feed their babies
with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered
what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would
be if it didn't zigzag?

Last night I played a blank tape at full blast.
The mime next door went nuts.

Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?

Do people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little
bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards
is Naive?

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...Does
that mean the fifth one enjoys it?

Divinitys Creature · Jul 01, 2006, 04:02 PM // 16:02

Why did ANET come up with skill>time-played and then make it time-played>skill?

skills4kills · Jul 02, 2006, 05:29 AM // 05:29

Quote:

Originally Posted by benmanhaha

They don't.

were do you live.....I want to live there now...

And as for "what ever hapend to perprations A-G"

in goldmeber all those faild so thats why there perapation H!

skills4kills · Jul 02, 2006, 05:41 AM // 05:41

soory bout the dubble post but i got a good one i hope ^^

In the old superman movies in he was stuck underwater or sumthung and didnt suffacate and in anther one he was suffacting? huh??

why dot hey call fingers fingers they never Fing?

Why was there a bird called blue footed booby?

Dose ATM stand for A=ssholes T=akeing our M=oney
Why would some want toEDIT*NAME* there offspring dick?

How come there called reality tv shows if there not even real?

why do they say its "Viturly paineless!" when were in reality?

Why do you need to pay for money that you already have?

I need to think some more

Mariena Feladon · Jul 02, 2006, 09:00 AM // 09:00

Why is there an edit button if no one actually uses it to change grammar, spelling mistakes and typos?

(Like, cough, the post above)

I pwnd U · Jul 02, 2006, 03:02 PM // 15:02

Why does a spam filter not actually catch spam?

Why do babies bring out the best in everyone when they cry?

Why cant men cry?

skills4kills · Jul 02, 2006, 09:53 PM // 21:53

"(like,cough the post above me)"

hey! I can't spell leave me alone! *crys*

Amonster666 · Jul 02, 2006, 10:01 PM // 22:01

men can cry duh,

*sob* u sooo mean *sob*

:P

Jumping Is Uselss · Jul 02, 2006, 11:08 PM // 23:08

Are there monsters under my bed or in my closet?

When is the world going to end?

Who made the internet?

What is in Area 51?